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C

Calypso Joe

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Library: Media Music The Professional

Composer(s): ?

Album: PSE-51 Vintage and Travels

Use:

  • [16. Water Park] Hal and Lois consider their stay at the water park to be a tropical vacation

Chemical Abuse

Library: Extreme Music (X-Series)

Composer(s): Phillmore Oakes

Album: XCD-014 Indie Rock

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  • [30. Hal Quits] Montage of an inspired Hal painting in the garage

Cocktails

Library: Carlin Production Music

Composer(s): Rick Cassman, Vyv Hope-Scott

Album: CAR-290 Kitsch/Light & Easy/Cheesy

Use:

  • [23. Robbery] (Lucky Aide) Lois and Craig are robbed at gunpoint with the latter making the situation worse

Cocktails Anyone?

Library: Chappell

Composer(s): Jonathan Starkey

Album: CHAP-130 Piano Study

Use:

  • [20. Dinner Out] (Dillington's) Stevie keeps falling for Reese's tricks as Hal and Abe share a toast to being henpecked husbands; Kitty is served cranberry juice but won't let Lois complain on her behalf

Comfortable Shoes

Library: Westar Music

Composer(s): Kelly Richmond

Album: WSR-143 Evening Out

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  • [9. Lois vs. Evil] (Lucky Aide) It suddenly dawns on Lois that she forgot to tell the boys not to mess with the carpet cleaner on sale

Country Dreaming

Library: Bruton

Composer(s): Alec Gould

Album: BR-0023 Beautiful Music

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  • [30. Hal Quits] (Lucky Aide) Lois tells Francis why people take crappy dead-end jobs

Cross Section

Library: Extreme Music (X-Series)

Composer(s): Kent Buchanon

Album: XCD-014 Indie Rock

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  • [30. Hal Quits] Hal continues painting at night

D

Death Rally

Library: Gung-Ho! Music Library

Composer(s): Ian Fletcher

Album: GHXCD-021 Speed Freek: 1 - It's Time to Play!

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  • [1. Pilot] Heard on the TV during Saturday morning

Dorothy

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Tony Tape

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [22. Convention] Hal and Lois arrive at the M.L.F.P.S.J.R.X.V.

F

Full Alert

Library: Bruton

Composer(s): John Scott

Album: BR-0074 War/Military I

Use:

  • [12. Cheerleader] Dewey watches a Superman cartoon and checks under the couch cushion to find trash that he sees as treats

G

Going Up?

Library: MasterSource

Composer(s): William Martin

Album: MSTR-042 Elevator Music 1

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  • [21. Casino] Hal and Malcolm are confronted by the casino manager for card counting

H

Happy Woodcutter

Library: Kosinus

Composer(s): Pierre Gidon

Album: KOS-0025 Kit Cartoon

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  • [35. Tutoring Reese] Francis stands up to Lois' demands and is subsequently kicked out of the house

L

Letter to Christa

Library: Intersound

Composer(s): Jim Harbourg

Album: ISCD-0175 Just A Smile Away

Use:

  • [36. Bowling] (Roll 'N Bowl) Malcolm throws his first ball that goes straight down the gutter

M

Mas Fever

Library: JW Media Music

Composer(s): Mark Cherrie, Andrew Dewar

Album: JW-2061 Caribbean Gold

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  • [16. Water Park] Malcolm gives up and lies down on a chair until it's time to leave

Mausoleum

Library: Opus 1 Music Library

Composer(s): Nicky Blair, William Ashford

Album: OPUS-01.0006 The Witching Hour

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  • [6. Sleepover] Dewey watches a puppet horror movie as Reese is passed out

Montmartre Waltz

Library: Galerie

Composer(s): Carlos Leresche

Album: GAL-013 Accordion

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  • [2. Red Dress] Lois fantasizes about a quiet dinner with Hal; Craig fantasizes about a romantic dinner with Lois as Hal is a janitor

Morning Thoughts

Library: Intersound

Composer(s): Jim Harbourg

Album: ISCD-0175 Just A Smile Away

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  • [36. Bowling] (Roll 'N Bowl) Lois gives Malcolm a girl's bowling ball with a name engraved on it

O

On Funky Ground

Library: Intersound

Composer(s): Kenny Garned

Album: ISCD-0175 Just A Smile Away

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  • [36. Bowling] (Roll 'N Bowl) Lois asserts herself as a chaperone because no other parent is present at the party

P

Palace Waltz

Library: Koka Media

Composer(s): Steve Martin

Album: KOK-2082 Piano Bar

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  • [20. Dinner Out] (Dillington's) Lois and Kitty finally find something to talk about; Reese is getting bored of how easy it is to trick Stevie

Piano Bar

Library: Koka Media

Composer(s): Steve Martin

Album: KOK-2082 Piano Bar

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  • [20. Dinner Out] (Dillington's) Lois figures out that the purpose of this get-together was to see if Malcolm's family was good enough for Stevie's

Police Car Chase

Library: KPM Main Series

Composer(s): Jack Beaver

Album: KPM-0082 Archives Series Volume 2: Drama

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  • [23. Robbery] Hal stays up all night watching a Mexican soap opera

R

Roses Today

Library: Bruton

Composer(s): John Scott

Album: BR-0221 Easy Listening T.V. Tunes

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  • [19. Lois' Birthday] (Lucky Aide) Crag encounters Lois and pretends that he didn't know it was her birthday today

S

Samba Viva

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Alf Saro

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [15. Smunday] Hal is offered to take one last smell of the Porsche before throwing up in the car

Sexy Sax

Library: Media Music The Professional

Composer(s): Les Peel

Album: PSE-44 Solo Instruments

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  • [12. Cheerleader] Francis watches porn on TV and eats cookie dough

Smoke and Dreams

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Otto Sieben

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [21. Casino] Dewey and Lois have a luxurious dinner, and the former hangs up on Hal who called for help

Spending Spree

Library: Bruton

Composer(s): David Snell

Album: BR-0222 Wallpaper

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  • [32. Traffic Ticket] (Lucky Aide) Malcom asks an associate where Craig is

Stands to Reason

Library: Westar Music

Composer(s): Kelly Richmond

Album: WSR-173 Period Music: Film & Dance

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  • [2. Red Dress] (Lucky Aide) Craig gives Lois an anniversary present

Strings in the Air

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Jan Schneeberg

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [25. High School Play] (Jons) Lois has 25 minutes to herself and doesn't know what to do with them

Summer Serenade

Library: Sound Stage Music

Composer(s): Syd Dale

Album: AVF-122 Orchestral Backgrounds

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  • [30. Hal Quits] (Lucky Aide) Francis vents his frustration at the temp workers due to one of them suggesting that they quit

Supper Club

Library: Sound Stage Music

Composer(s): Richard Johnson, Steven Cairn

Album: AVF-107 Cocktail Lounge

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  • [20. Dinner Out] (Dillington's) Lois orders the boys to behave and Reese teaches Stevie the circle game; Hal and Abe excuse themselves from their wives to get a drink

Swinging Pizzicato

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Gerhard Narholz

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [9. Lois vs. Evil] (Lucky Aide) The boys arrive at the store to see Lois just after she stocked a shelf with Craig
  • [15. Smunday] The Porsche salesman tries convincing Hal to buy a Porsche
  • [22. Convention] Hal and Lois chat with Tom and Barbara respectively

T

That's Why

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Jan Schneeberg, Werner Bild

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [25. High School Play] (Jons) Lois uses her spare time to get a massage from Mr. Li

Three Quarters Ville

Library: Chappell

Composer(s): Roger Webb

Album: CHAP-205 Kitsch Pop

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  • [30. Hal Quits] (Lucky Aide) Craig tells Francis and the other temp workers that they'll be working late tonight

Time for Romance

Library: Chappell

Composer(s): Paul Williams

Album: CHAP-130 Piano Study

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  • [20. Dinner Out] (Dillington's) Reese heads for the restroom as he's taken the circle game too far; Abe shares with Hal his sad upbringing and then shoves butter in his mouth

Twelfth Street Rag

Library: Green Hill Music

Composer(s): Sam Levine

Album: GHD-5020 Dixieland Jazz

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  • [19. Lois' Birthday] Song that plays on the radio that Craig dedicated to Lois

Two's Company

Library: Bruton

Composer(s): Max Harris

Album: BR-0222 Wallpaper

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  • [32. Traffic Ticket] (Lucky Aide) Lois butts heads with Officer Stockton, whom Craig lets him have a police discount (100% off)

V

Village Market

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Terry Day

Album: CAR-270 Kitsch/Easy Listening

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  • [23. Robbery] (Lucky Aide) The robbers escort Lois, Craig, and everyone else in the store into the breakroom

W

Waltzing Flutes

Library: Sonoton Music

Composer(s): Gerhard Narholz

Album: SCD-0223 Archival 3: Easy Listening

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  • [9. Lois vs. Evil] (Lucky Aide) Lois rats out her boss Mr. Pinter of various violations he committed in what he thinks is a private conversation

Where Do We Go From Here?

Library: Intersound

Composer(s): Ray Wyngate

Album: ISCD-0181 Guitar Junction: Kevin Peek

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  • [36. Bowling] (Roll 'N Bowl) Malcolm has to bowl with gutter guards installed in his lane

Who Makes the Toys?

Library: Westar Music

Composer(s): Danny Pelfrey, Rick Rhodes

Album: WSR-166 Gentle Lullabies

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  • [33. Surgery] Music playing in the children's ward as Malcolm's family come to see him hours before his surgery

Y

Yellow Rose of Texas

Library: Parry Music Library

Composer(s): John Cacavas

Album: PML-098 Bandstand 1

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  • [12. Cheerleader] As the cadets head out for a survival weekend, Francis fakes a sudden back injury to stay behind

Your Smiling Face

Library: Intersound

Composer(s): Norman Candler

Album: ISCD-0101 The Soft Strings

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  • [23. Robbery] (Lucky Aide) Craig gives his first order as the new assistant manager